Monday, April 23, 2007

Next, they're gonna' want to regulate how many times you can wipe your butt.

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting"

Sheryl Crow

A few questions Sheryl:

1. How would you enforce this? You would have to pay someone a LOT of money to do this job.

2. Did you run this one by anybody before you said it in an interview? I'm guessing not.

3. Have you completely lost touch with reality? I'm guessing you have.

Cross posted at Scootertrash Conservative


Cathy said...

And to think that at one time she was an elementary school teacher shaping young minds in to.... in to... toilet tissue squares???

blaze said...

WTF is Planet Earth coming to?

Is it coming to where we'll have celebreties making laws saying that someone has to wipe our asses?

Dear Planet Earth: Please try to avoid idiocracy

BTW: I don't want free handouts