Showing posts with label Scootertrash Conservative. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Scootertrash Conservative. Show all posts

Monday, April 23, 2007

Next, they're gonna' want to regulate how many times you can wipe your butt.




"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting"



Sheryl Crow





A few questions Sheryl:


1. How would you enforce this? You would have to pay someone a LOT of money to do this job.


2. Did you run this one by anybody before you said it in an interview? I'm guessing not.


3. Have you completely lost touch with reality? I'm guessing you have.


Cross posted at Scootertrash Conservative

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Ignorant fool

I used to think Ben Affleck was a reasonable guy. Oh boy, was I wrong! This guy thinks President Bush committed treason. Because he "leaked" information about WMD's in an effort discredit Joe Wilson. And, because he "probably" also leaked the name of CIA operative Valerie Plame. First things first, a president is not a leak, he is a source. If the president says it, it's information released, not leaked. Second, Valerie Plame had not been involved in undercover operations for 5 years. She is only protected for 3 years. But more importantly, and I guess Ben didn't see this photo, she and her husband were on the cover of Vanity Fair!


Is this a person concerned about protecting her identity? What a farce. Thirdly, his charge of treason is based on "probably leaking" the name of Valerie Plame and the punishment, in his words, is that President Bush "can be hung". I have but one comment, Ben.... you are a complete and unfettered moron.

P.S. Spell check wanted me to replace Affleck with waffle's

Monday, April 03, 2006

Careful Danny!

Until Last week, when Cynthia "Mike Tyson" McKinney took a shot at a Capitol Policeman for doing his job, I was completely unaware she was black. At the time of the incident, she was not wearing visible identification, she refused to stop for security when prompted and she has the nerve to blame it on racism. Don't you people from Georgia feel proud to have voted in such a stellar public servant. But this is a blog about celebrities gone wild, so the real subject of this blog is Danny Glover.




<----Doesn't he look thoughful in that photo? Ol' Danny came out in support of Congresswoman McKinney at a press conference last Friday with none other than Harry Bellafonte. Side note, Cynthia was having a bad hair day. Cynthia must be one special gal for Danny to make a special trip to be by her side in her time of need. Lets take a brief look, shall we? Cynthia believes that George Bush had prior knowledge of the September 11th attacks. She also believes that Florida Governor Jeb Bush and Secretary of State Katherine Harris classified 57,000 people of color as convicted felons to remove them from the voting to tilt the scales in favor of George W. Bush. Cynthia also believes that the Clinton administration "purposely failed to prevent the genocide of one million Rawandans in order to install favorable regimes in the Central Africa region." This is the tip of the McKinney iceberg, a nut job of epic proportions. The word responsibility is not in this woman's vocabulary. Danny, stick to action movies and that Pilates exercise stuff, you know, things you're good at.