Next, they're gonna' want to regulate how many times you can wipe your butt.

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting"

Sheryl Crow

A few questions Sheryl:

1. How would you enforce this? You would have to pay someone a LOT of money to do this job.

2. Did you run this one by anybody before you said it in an interview? I'm guessing not.

3. Have you completely lost touch with reality? I'm guessing you have.

Cross posted at Scootertrash Conservative

Who's Your Daddy?

Well... thank Gawd it's not Alec Baldwin!!

My husband said it best... "You don't speak to a child like that... You don't speak to ANYONE like that -- regardless."

In addition to liberal, and useless idiot, I will now add words such as immature, narcissistic and psycho to my repertoire when a conversation comes up about Alec Baldwin.

Washington Post

Oh... I'm sorry, you didn't hear the voice message that Alec left for his daughter? Ah... well in addition to the threats he made to his 11 year old daughter, he called her a "rotten thoughtless little pig"... you know-- what every little girl wants to hear from her daddy...

Alec has already posted an "apology" on his website. I'm so proud of him... He managed to apologize for nothing, while at the same time blaming his ex spouse... oh and he managed to get in a plug for his new book..

Thank you to everyone who has posted messages of support and understanding. Naturally, it is not best for a parent to lose their temper with their child. Everyone who knows me privately knows that I have endured a great deal over the last several years in my custody litigation. Everyone who knows me privately
knows that certain people will go to any lengths to embarrass me and to disrupt my relationship with my daughter.

In such public cases, your opponents attempt to take a picture of you on your worst day and insist that this is who you are as a person. Outside the doors of divorce court, I have friends, I have respect from people I work with and I have a normal relationship with my daughter. All of that is threatened whenever one enters a court room.

Although I have been told by numerous people not to worry too much, as all parents lose their patience with their kids, I am most saddened that this was released to the media because of what it does to a child. I'm sorry, as everyone who knows me is aware, for losing my temper with my child. I have been driven to the edge by parental alienation for many years now. You have to go through this to understand. ( Although I hope you never do.) I am sorry for what happened. But I am equally sorry that a court order was violated, which had deliberately been put under seal in this case.

Once my book is published, I'm sure more people will understand the incredible strains created by parental alienation.

In the meantime, I'm sorry to anyone who's taken offense from this episode.

Isn't that nice? Isn't that thoughtful?

Cross posted at Sunday Morning Coffee

Keith Olbermann: Worst "Journalist" In The World

For Immediate Release:

Yes, I know this blog is supposed to focus on the plethora of Hollywood stupidity but when it comes to the fake "journalists" in the info-tainment world of the MSM. . well, I consider it comparable, if not one and the same. Take Keith Olbermann for example: This bloated, jackass of a talking head doesn't even know the meaning of a basic industry tool that he should have picked up on in Journalism 101.

The industry tool: Press Release

Two days ago, Mr. Olbermann declared Michelle Malkin to be his "Worst Person in the World of the Day". Nevermind this is an asinine title. I'm sure this is Mr. Olbermann's idea of wit. Nevermind that there are terrorists killing innocent people throughout the world. Nope. . Keith dubs Michelle Malkin "The Worst Person in the World of the Day".

This is why:

Students at UC Santa Cruz calling themselves Students Against War (SAW) issued a PRESS RELEASE (There it is again, Keith. Shut up for a change and learn something.) with their names and contact information and proceeded to protest and succeed in having the military removed from recruiting on their campus. Michelle Malkin obtained the PRESS RELEASE and posted it on her website and as a result, the students have been receiving hate mail (SHOCKING!!). Despite the hate mail Michelle has been receiving from the SAW members, she refuses to remove the post. Good for her. You see, here is the lesson (Pay attention Keith): When you attach information to a PRESS RELEASE, it becomes fair game to be distributed. . in the freak'n PRESS! No take backs! If you put it out there, it's OUT THERE. The students obviously want to play with the big dogs but want to change the rules when it stops being fun. The students could be considered young and naive but you, Mr. Olbermann, are simply a fool.

Keep on keep'n on, Michelle!

Ignorant fool

I used to think Ben Affleck was a reasonable guy. Oh boy, was I wrong! This guy thinks President Bush committed treason. Because he "leaked" information about WMD's in an effort discredit Joe Wilson. And, because he "probably" also leaked the name of CIA operative Valerie Plame. First things first, a president is not a leak, he is a source. If the president says it, it's information released, not leaked. Second, Valerie Plame had not been involved in undercover operations for 5 years. She is only protected for 3 years. But more importantly, and I guess Ben didn't see this photo, she and her husband were on the cover of Vanity Fair!


Is this a person concerned about protecting her identity? What a farce. Thirdly, his charge of treason is based on "probably leaking" the name of Valerie Plame and the punishment, in his words, is that President Bush "can be hung". I have but one comment, Ben.... you are a complete and unfettered moron.

P.S. Spell check wanted me to replace Affleck with waffle's

Careful Danny!

Until Last week, when Cynthia "Mike Tyson" McKinney took a shot at a Capitol Policeman for doing his job, I was completely unaware she was black. At the time of the incident, she was not wearing visible identification, she refused to stop for security when prompted and she has the nerve to blame it on racism. Don't you people from Georgia feel proud to have voted in such a stellar public servant. But this is a blog about celebrities gone wild, so the real subject of this blog is Danny Glover.




<----Doesn't he look thoughful in that photo? Ol' Danny came out in support of Congresswoman McKinney at a press conference last Friday with none other than Harry Bellafonte. Side note, Cynthia was having a bad hair day. Cynthia must be one special gal for Danny to make a special trip to be by her side in her time of need. Lets take a brief look, shall we? Cynthia believes that George Bush had prior knowledge of the September 11th attacks. She also believes that Florida Governor Jeb Bush and Secretary of State Katherine Harris classified 57,000 people of color as convicted felons to remove them from the voting to tilt the scales in favor of George W. Bush. Cynthia also believes that the Clinton administration "purposely failed to prevent the genocide of one million Rawandans in order to install favorable regimes in the Central Africa region." This is the tip of the McKinney iceberg, a nut job of epic proportions. The word responsibility is not in this woman's vocabulary. Danny, stick to action movies and that Pilates exercise stuff, you know, things you're good at.

Would You Leave Your Child Alone With This Woman?

I found this little gem today:

"Actress Sharon Stone is adamant teenagers should be prepared to engage in oral sex, if it saves from them the dangers of unprotected penetrative sex. The Basic Instinct star spends much of her time away from Hollywood working as an activist raising AIDS awareness, and she always carries condoms with her to hand out in a bid to increase safe sex levels. She explains, "I was in the store the other day and I watched a young girl trying on clothes, showing her abdomen. "Her mother was trying to talk to her about not being inappropriately luring. I said, 'Gee that would look much nicer with a camisole under.' "Her mother walked away, and I said to the girl, 'I'd like to give you a two-minute conversation about sex.' "Young people talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed for sex? I tell them (what I believe): oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. "If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them." (emphasis added)

It's a wonder she didn't add ". . and it makes you sooo popular and does wonders for your self-esteem".

I think this has less to do about raising AIDS awareness and more about Ms. Stone doing and saying whatever it takes to get publicity for her new movie, Basic Instinct II: Return of the Living Dead. Maybe she thought that this was a way of sounding risque' without coming across as a total whore.

She thought wrong.


**UPDATE**

See. . I told you she will say anything to grab some spotlight for her upcoming movie:

Sharon Stone says Hillary is too "sexually powerful" for POTUS

Sean Penn Plays With Dolls

I found the story below on Drudge this morning:

"SEAN PENN doesn’t know voodoo, but right-wing pundit Ann Coulter should watch her back if he ever decides to pick it up! The ornery actor told The New Yorker magazine he keeps a plastic Barbie-like doll of Coulter and takes pleasure in toturing the effigy. “There are cigarette burns in some funny places,” the one-man Hurricane Katrina rescue team said. “She’s a pure snake-oil salesman. She doesn’t believe a word she says.”

I doubt that he actually "tortures" a doll. At least I hope he doesn't. That would make him even more pathetic than I thought he was. Still, he is the same person who attempted this.

He probably thought it was funny and many in the liberal media and Hollywood (one in the same) will agree with him. How funny would they think it was if it weren't one of their own making such a statement?

With friends like these...

I wanted to start out my first celebrity blog entry with a bang, so I went to Barbra Streisand's web site. Easy pickins' I thought. After reading a couple of her statements it became instantly clear just how much of a moonbat the woman really is. In other words, the pickin's were too easy. I then went to Ariannas Huffington's gem of a web site, and lo and behold what did I find there? A link to an article describing a biography written by Christopher Anderson about Barbara, and not a very nice biography either. After reading the article I was amazed at how it could be prominently featured on Arianna's web site. Shouldn't she be showing a little more consideration to a fellow lib than to air her dirty laundry on a lib web site? These people are horrible. With friends like these, who needs enemies.

George Lucas: Hypocrite of the Dark Side

I came across the following article last week. Now, this may seem odd coming from me of all people, but I'm not a fan of George Lucas. Sure, I'm a fan of the Star Wars saga - especially the original trilogy. Since the age of 6 in 1977, Lucas has made thousands (yes, thousands) of dollars from me alone. Toys, movie tie-ins, movie tickets, vhs, dvd, etc. . you name it. Over the past 30 years it boggles my mind to think of all the stuff with the Star Wars logo that found it's way into my hands. People like me have made it possible, through the miracle of capitalism, for Mr. Lucas to live in the ivory tower that he has grown accustomed to. That's fine with me. The way I see it, the films belong to the fans. He works for us. It's when I hear silly stuff like the following that I cringe. George, you've made some great Sci-Fi and sometimes I have to wonder if it is because you don't live in the real world.

[Note: I've added my two-cents worth within the article]



"Star Wars" film legend George Lucas wants more worldly Hollywood
Mar 23 3:35 AM US/Eastern

Legendary "Star Wars" film creator George Lucas told a packed house the United States is a provincial country with a culture that has invaded the world via Hollywood.
[As if no one outside the U.S. has ever heard of Star Wars.]

Lucas made the comments as he was honored with a "Global Vision Award" by the World Affairs Council in a downtown San Francisco hotel ballroom.
[San Francisco - Liberal Ground Zero]

"As long as there has been a talking Hollywood, Hollywood has had a huge impact on the rest of the world," Lucas said as he discussed his films and enhancing education with computer technology.

"It shows all the morality we espouse in this country, good and bad. The French were the first to start yelling cultural imperialism."
[Frenchy French Man Wannabe]

Some people in other countries are troubled by what they see as US culture "squashing" local art and cinema, Lucas said.
[Didn't seem to stop you, did it George? Star Wars ain't exactly a little indy, arthouse film!]

"I hate to say it, but television is one of the most popular exports," Lucas said.
People see shows such as "Dallas," about a wealthy Texas oil family, and decide they want the grand lifestyles portrayed, according to Lucas.
[That damn evil American TV. Oh, did you mention the Star Wars television series coming Spring 2008?]

"They say that is what I want to be," Lucas said. "That destabilizes a lot of the world."

"There has been a conflict going on for thousands of years between the haves and the have-nots, and now we are in a position for the first time to show the have-nots what they do not have." [ Like the ability to purchase The Presidio, own their own winery (Skywalker Wine), their own production company (Luscasfilm), their own special effects company (ILM), their own video game company (Lucas Arts), their own compound in Southern California and mansion in Italy, etc. . ]

Lucas endorsed US students studying abroad to help imbue them with more global perspectives.

"Study abroad is extremely important; just for kids to get outside this country and experience the fact there is a big world out there," Lucas said.

"We are a provincial country. Our president has barely been out of the country."
[It may seem strange to a UCLA film school grad, but the job of an ivy-league educated American President may not be as glamorous as someone who, I don't know. . say, makes fantasy films for a living. ]

An onus is on film makers to be careful with the messages they send because they speak "with a very loud voice," the famed movie director said.

California congresswoman Nancy Pelosi presented Lucas his council award, likening him to renowned classical music composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
[O-kay, the minute you throw down with someone like Pelosi is when any remaining trace of credibility you may have had left with me goes right out the window.]

The council crowned Lucas "the father of digital film" with profound insights into the globalization of culture.

"Like Mozart, George Lucas is no ordinary genius," Pelosi said. "He is a magician. He will be remembered as a legend."
["Like Mozart"? Really?]

Copyright AFP 2005

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